Top 5 Sex Positions for Lazy People
Posted by Pink Toys on 3rd Dec 2024
Why only 5 sex positions for lazy people? Well, let’s be honest…. Anything over 5 will be a bit much, it’s considerable amount of work and it will defeat the purpose of being lazy. I am writing this amazing short blog because I too lack on the pro-active side, and I just happened to love sex as much as the guys next door. So, I figured why not share my tried and tested top 5 sex positions with you guys? And in particular order, ranking from start to finish….
1.The steamy spoons
Ah! You could never go wrong with this one. The steamy spoons can start as an innocent cuddling between to love birds, as you lay sideways, front to back. Before you know it, sexual drive is on the rise. The room gets warm (hence the name “steamy spoon”) from the all the cuddling and the gentle caressing and causing the transfer of body heats. Sexual arousal really does some wild stuff on the human body. Once you’re both in the mood for sexy time, you can let the bedroom antics begin with this position. The steamy spoon is the ideal starting position for lazy people as it does not require any energy. Moreover, this position makes for the best foreplay. It is also ideal for nervous couple, because the sex starts so innocently by means of cuddling, and before you know it, you’re both understood what’s about to happen next.
2.The cozy sporkers
The cozy sporkers makes the perfect transition, as it builds from the steamy spoon. The transition does not require any effort at all, just a gentle swoop and grab of the receiver’s legs as they simultaneous rotates to lie on their back. The two love birds’ body does not even need to come off the bed, just lay in that position and continue with the deed. Think of all of the 5 sex positions as a beautifully orchestrated contemporary dance where one routine leads to the next without any physical exertion, just a beautiful and masterful display of loving and intimacy.
3.The six pm spoons
As I continue with the beautiful illustration of the tried and tested 5 sex positions for lazy people, the next position to transition to is the six pm spoons. Essentially, this is a sex position that involves the receiver to smoothly place themselves in a reverse spooning position, resembling a wheelbarrow when observing from a sideway. Once again, no physical exertion is required for this position, just a gentle manoeuvrer. This position is my personal favourite as the sex is at its greatest, more importantly; there are no restrictions, just a direct access to you know what.
4.The intimate union scoop
The intimate union scoop is the epitome of steamy and passionate loving, and it exude heavenly bliss. There is no personal space because the two loved birds are lying sideways and pressed together, chest to chest. The lady will have one leg on top of the man’s hip, giving him direct access. There is something magical and spiritual about this sex position. Two people being in the moment, staring deep at each other’s soul as their body becomes one. It is truly a special bonding and experience.
5.The cooling down
The last sex position on my list is known as “The cooling Down”, it is the finishing touch (pun intended). Lazy people bound to get tired rather quickly, this is why I kept the sex position to only 5, and quite frankly, I am never able to exceed 5 sex positions, unless drinking is involved, but that’s another story for another time. Once the couples are on their 4th position, they are bound to get tired. Naturally they will transition to the cooling Down position without even thinking about it. The sex position involves the giver maintaining the sideway lying position, with their partner lying on their back with legs over their partner’s mid-range.
Let’s wrap it up
Well, there you have it: my top 5 sex positions for lazy people. As I have previously mentioned, these positions do not require any energy, just a fluid transition from one sex position and to the next. Your body does not need to come off the bed, just a gentle shuffle and you’re on to the next best thing. So, why not give it a go, and let us know how you get on with it?
